Which Dating App Is Actually The Best?

I Became A Spiritual Guru To Review Dating Apps (Comedic Satire)

Ever wondered what happens when ancient wisdom meets modern swiping? In this comedy review, I become your spiritual guru and dive DEEP into the world of dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge. Expect meditation, mindfulness, and a whole lot of dating disasters as I deliver spiritual dating advice with a hilarious twist!

🧘‍♂️ What’s Inside:

Which dating app aligns with your chakras and energy
Red flags to avoid (from a guru’s POV)
Enlightened tips for finding your soulmate online
Guru wisdom for surviving the chaos of modern dating
TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 Intro (Spiritual Guru Simon)
0:15 How I’m ranking apps (prompts, subscriptions, quality of matches)
1:12 Tinder overview
5:30 Bumble overview
9:03 Hinge overview
11:57 BlackPeopleMeet overview
15:48 OkCupid overview
18:39 Duet overview
21:23 Match.com overview
23:45 Final rankings & who each app is for
24:26 Outro + Like/Subscribe/Watch next
24:46 End

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